Beware! I think I am turning into a guy!! What I am about to post is the truth and some of it embarrassing (but I want to remember it all). Where do I start???
I am growing black hair on my chin! Not just one or two - but I am pulling at least 5 out a day, what the hell is that??
I can now proudly fart better than my husband. That one - I am a little proud of - I'm not ashamed. Yeah for Fiber and the way it cleans out your colon!
It doesn't matter what kind of beverage I have - I will put anyone to shame with my belch. But please use caution, I may gag or vomit at the same time.
Sometimes I wonder if I am a drunk and don't know it. I get the spins and I am always nauseated, I might have a problem.
I have also turned into a couch potato. I move from my bed to the couch every weekend, and I usually don't move. They best part - if I can't find the remote, I watch whatever the channel was left on. Some of those infomercials can really suck you in! And while I am being a couch potato my husband is cleaning the house, doing laundry, taking care of the four-legged kids and working on projects around the house. Bless his soul! I couldn't do it without him.
I think that about covers it. It has been fun!! 5 more weeks of this hell - I hope! Keep your fingers crossed!!
But like I have said in the past - I am so excited and glad that I get to experience this! Even though some days the only thing I want to do is sleep. And I mean sleep ALL DAY!!
Hooray for a good husband that will take care of you and everything else. Keep resting as much as possible! You deserve it! I hope you start to feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteTime to read Jenny McCarthy's book! You will laugh soooooo hard....she talks about ALL of these FUN pregnancy woes you are having! Best chapter..."stretch marks, what the fu#* are these?"
ReplyDeleteYou totally crack me up! You do need to read Jenny McCarthy's book, it's hilarious! Love ya!
ReplyDeleteLOL - I don't know, you and I might have to have a belching contest next time we're together ;) Although I do agree, I make no guarantees what comes up after it :) I think I'm going to have to read Jenny McCarthy's book too, just cuz of all the recommends :)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that is so freaking funny!!!!
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